Whilst doing Search Term Research at work for an Undertaker, we came across something rather bizarre. Apparantly, some people are looking for christian death dwarf sex in search engines. Now I don't know about you, but I have no idea what christian death dwarf sex even is. In all honesty I doubt I even want to know, or I would have searched for it in Google by now.

I'm a bit too frightened of the whole idea to do so. If I have to make an educated guess about christian death dwarf sex, it involves a dead christian dwarf. Or a dwarf having a christian death whilst having sex? Either way - it is absolutely bizarre.

Now for people who found this page by looking for christian death dwarf sex in Google - sorry but this page is not about christian death dwarf sex, nor is the website. You are an absolute freak! F R E A K - I am telling you! Get another hobby!

For those people using another search engine - You are freaks of nature too!

For the rest of the dozen or so people who will read this - I wasn't kidding. People are looking for this.. for real.