ONE-POINT OFFICE DARES

1 - Run one lap around the office at top speed.

2 - Groan out loud in the toilet cubicle (at least one other 'non-player' must be in the toilet at the time).

3 - Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you.

4 - Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave your name and say,"Just called to say I can't talk right now. Bye."

5 - To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your head

6 - When someone hands you a piece of paper, finger it, and whisper huskily,"Mmmmmmm, that feels soooooo good!".

7 - Leave your zipper open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say,"Sorry, I really prefer it this way".

8 - Walk sideways to the photocopier.

9 - While riding an lift, gasp dramatically every time the doors open.

THREE-POINTS DARES

1 - Say to your boss, "I like your style" and shoot him with double-barrelled fingers.

2 - Babble incoherently at a fellow employee then ask,"Did you get all that, I don't want to have to repeat it".

3 - Page yourself over the intercom (do not disguise your voice -.

4 - Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle (there must be a 'non-player' within sight -.

5 - Shout random numbers while someone is counting.

FIVE POINT DARES

1 - At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points if you actually launch into it yourself -.

2 - Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times.

3 - For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as "Bob".

4 - Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do a number two".

5 - After every sentence, say 'mon' in a really bad Jamaican accent - As in "the report's on your desk, mon". Keep this up for one

hour.

6 - While an office mate is out, move their chair into the lift.

7 - In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and mutter, "Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut up!".

8 - At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce,"As God is my witness, I'll never go hungry again."

9 - In a colleague's diary, write in 10am: "See how I look in tights".

10 - Carry your keyboard over to your colleague and ask "You wanna trade?".

11 - Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now".

12 - Come to work in army fatigues and when asked why,say, "I can't talk about it".

13 - Posing as a maitre d', call a colleague and tell him he's won a lunch for four at a local restaurant. Let him go.

14 - Speak with an accent (French, German, Porky Pig,etc - during a very important conference call.

15 - Find the vacuum and start vacuuming around your desk.

16 - Hang a two-foot long piece of toilet roll from the back of your pants and act genuinely surprised when someone points it out.

17 - Present meeting attendees with a cup of coffee and biscuit, smash each biscuit with your fist.

18 - During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards the door.

19 - Arrange toy figures on the table to represent each meeting attendee, move them according to the movements of their real-life counterparts.