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A chicken and an egg are lying in bed...
Jokes
Written by Shadow1980   
Thursday, 17 May 2007
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed.

The chicken is sitting up against the headboard smoking a cigarette
With a satisfied smile on its face.

The egg, looking a bit pissed off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says,"Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question."
 
Office Dares
Jokes
Written by Zyle   
Thursday, 15 March 2007

ONE-POINT OFFICE DARES

1 - Run one lap around the office at top speed.

2 - Groan out loud in the toilet cubicle (at least one other 'non-player' must be in the toilet at the time).

3 - Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you.

4 - Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave your name and say,"Just called to say I can't talk right now. Bye."

5 - To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your head

6 - When someone hands you a piece of paper, finger it, and whisper huskily,"Mmmmmmm, that feels soooooo good!".

7 - Leave your zipper open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say,"Sorry, I really prefer it this way".

8 - Walk sideways to the photocopier.

9 - While riding an lift, gasp dramatically every time the doors open.

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Tommy Cooper Classics
Jokes
Written by Zyle   
Friday, 23 February 2007
Ireland's worst air disaster occurred early this morning when a small two-seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery. Irish search and rescue workers have recovered 1826 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the night.
Last Updated ( Friday, 23 February 2007 )
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Dog pees upside down
Funny Stories
Written by Ananova   
Wednesday, 14 February 2007

A Chinese woman says her pet dog has taken to peeing upside down.

Mrs Chen, of Changchun city, says 18-month-old 'Baby' began peeing in the new position just three months ago.

“He used to pee as other dogs do. But one day I found him putting both hind legs up onto the tree to pee," she told East Asia Business News.

"I thought maybe that was only for the one day. But from then on, unexpectedly, he would pee in that acrobatic position.

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SCOTTISH MODERN MATHEMATICS PAPER 2005
Jokes
Written by Garrison   
Tuesday, 30 January 2007
DRAFT HIGHER GRADE MODERN MATHEMATICS PAPER 2005 HIGHLY

CONFIDENTIAL


GLASGOW REGION


Name..........................................

Nickname......................................

Gangname....................................


1. Shuggie has bought half a kilo of cocaine for large. He wants
to make 300% on the deal and still pay Mad Malky his 10% protection
money. How much must he charge for a gram?
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