In this article, I will be discussing IRC, but I will not be giving a how-to guide. If I do create such a guide (again, for I have written such guides many, many times), it will be a seperate article. While this is not a guide, much of the information might well be informative if you only know the basic IRC commands. Given what I believe to be my current reader base, most of this will probably not be new to my readers. Despite that, I'm hoping to present it in a vaguely entertaining manner, or at least one that doesn't bring new heights of boredom, nay, horror, upon people.